At one point, since obviously this was too fascinating and/or loud to sleep through, I found myself wondering how this whole scene might have played out at Oxford amongst debaters.
RESOLUTION: "Resolved: That this motel room door should be opened by its gentleman occupant."
SPEECH 1, AFFIRMATIVE CONSTRUCTIVE: "You should open the door because if you do not I will just stand out here yelling anyway."
SPEECH 2, NEGATIVE CONSTRUCTIVE: "Your mental stability is uncertain and I no longer desire your company."
SPEECH 3, FIRST NEGATIVE REBUTTAL: "The point is moot that you will just stand outside the door and keep yelling, since I believe that if I let you in you would simply keep yelling, plus then you would be able to poke me or break things."