Russell Brunelle (russellb) wrote,
Russell Brunelle
russellb

When in the Course of human events...

... it becomes necessary for me to dissolve the economic bands which have connected me with this inexpensive motel, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that I declare the causes which impel me to the separation.

I hold these truths to be self-evident, that I should be able to have pets! That I should be able to use checks! That I should be able to get refunds! That I should be able to have visitors, even though that may be a largely theoretical question since I know nobody at all in this town!

And for the support of this Declaration, I pledge my Life, my Fortune, and my Sacred Honor.
When in the Course of human events...

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