Russell Brunelle (russellb) wrote,
Russell Brunelle

OK, well...

The turtle is poking its head out now, presumably ready to face the rest of the day.

I'm sorry that it feels bad about its weight, but what was I supposed to do, just leave it in the middle of the road?

Though come to think of it, maybe getting run over by a car is the new fad among turtles who want to slim down: "Get Ford thin today!"

Sad, really, but I draw the line at putting it BACK in the middle of the road.

First they don't want to be in the road, now they want to be in the road... Sheesh, I don't think turtles today know WHAT they want, and I'm just going to go back to living my own life.

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