Russell Brunelle (russellb) wrote,
Russell Brunelle

The Yankee

Though I have only been an officer in the Confederate States Army for eight hours, my hatred for the Yankee has already grown to exceed all bounds.

Although my men are tired I shall rally them onward to the strategic town of Kountze near the Texas border. For while any of my command draw breath, not one inch of the South's sacred soil shall be polluted by the foot of an invader!

I admit I am unclear what local phone number I am expected to use to report Yankee sightings. Or perhaps a web-based form is the new procedure?

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