"Where's my stuff? I want more than equal rights: I want everything for free."
"Get outta my way: can't you see I'm from LA?!? I've met Slash, and I've got a rose tattoo. And I'll bet I know way more people than you!"
(On the band members' collective lack of interest in bathing or showering): "No it doesn't make a difference to me. Every day I do the same old thing. So why should I have to be clean?"
Now c'mon, you've got to admit that's just funny.