Amusingly, the park which hosted the Everything for Everyone festival was located right next to a beautiful golf course and driving range. So, I thought I'd entertain myself halfway through the day by hitting some golf balls as if I were a card-carrying member of the 1%.
Unfortunately I'd never done this before, so a good percentage of the time I completely missed the ball, and when I actually hit it the ball only went a short distance, in comparison to everybody else's golf balls which seemed to beautifully sail all the way to the rear net.
I wanted to feel like a member of the 1%, but frankly just ended up feeling like an idiot. So, let this be a lesson to you: the 1% just aren't like you and I.
YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM!!!!