Russell Brunelle (russellb) wrote,
Russell Brunelle

Last night's dream

Possibly because of the cold medication, or possibly because of my recent ill-advised habit of nodding off while listening to the Shut Up Little Man recordings, last night I had one of those lengthy, convoluted, and almost exhausting dreams which would put Inception to shame.

At one point in this dream I was looking at a television set on which the White House Press Secretary, while talking about another country's nuclear ambitions, said the following:

"Every option is on the table, including the table itself."

That's kind of funny, if you think about it: normally when our press secretaries say "every option is on the table" they mean "if you keep doing that we'll bomb you," rather than "if you stop doing that we'll order you something really nice from the IKEA catalog."

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