Russell Brunelle (russellb) wrote,
Russell Brunelle

My 1/3/06 diary entry

Some of my coworkers were brainstorming what the next expansion pack to the video game Doom III could be like, and came up with the idea of it being set in a United Nations building which had become possessed by malevolent demons. Here are some of the highlights:

  • "You have to fill out an on-screen form in triplicate when you want to switch from one weapon to another."
  • "Kofi Annan is the boss monster in the final scene - he appears as a huge demon who throws paperwork at you."
  • "When you shoot him he just runs off into a conference room, and returns three months later with a carefully prepared letter asking you to stop shooting him."
  • "Whenever you barge into a Security Council meeting someone moves to authorize a resolution rebuking you for your actions, which is immediately vetoed."
  • "Hans Blix literally hands you the BFG9000."
  • "Colin Powell SMS's your in-game phone apologizing for getting the intelligence wrong."
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