You know how people like to come up with alternate names for their body parts?
Well, I think it would be funny to have a pet name for your entire body.
So for example, I'm Russell, but I might refer to my body as "Descartes."
Just as a quick sample, here are some of the things you might hear:
- "Ordinarily I'd LOVE to see the director's cut of Battlefield Earth with you, but I promised Descartes I'd take him for a walk, and you know how he can get..."
- "Well, I liked the pickled cabbage, but Descartes threw a total fit!"
