Russell Brunelle (russellb) wrote,
Russell Brunelle

My 7/13/03 diary entry

I had a funny thought in Vancouver.

You know how people like to come up with alternate names for their body parts?

Well, I think it would be funny to have a pet name for your entire body.

So for example, I'm Russell, but I might refer to my body as "Descartes."

Just as a quick sample, here are some of the things you might hear:

  • "Ordinarily I'd LOVE to see the director's cut of Battlefield Earth with you, but I promised Descartes I'd take him for a walk, and you know how he can get..."
  • "Well, I liked the pickled cabbage, but Descartes threw a total fit!"

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