Russell Brunelle (russellb) wrote,
Russell Brunelle

How to interview Kenneth Branagh

Interviewer: Mr. Branagh, we're glad you could join us!

Branagh: It's great to be here!


Sure, we thank you.
Mr. Branagh, we pray you to proceed
And justly and religiously unfold
Why your film "Thor," opening Friday
Or should, or should not, succeed at the box office.
And pray, take heed how you impawn our person,
How you awake our sleeping sword of gossip:
We charge you, in the name of God, take heed.

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