Should you find yourself employed as a guard at the Pennsylvania federal prison where Mr. Snipes is incarcerated, here are a few ways to annoy him:
- "OK, it's time for your hour out in the yard, daywalker."
- "I've been hearing dark rumors of a hybrid between the tax protester and the lycan."
- "Hey Wesley, I guess the tax protesters were right after all: you really are a 'secured party'!"
- "We've got to get you out of here! Kate Beckinsale can't handle all the vampires on her own!"
- [said outside cell so Mr. Snipes can overhear] "Hey Bob, did you finish your tax return? Sure did, got it done last night: the form was easy to fill out, and the amount I had to pay was actually quite reasonable. Anyway, it's a beautiful day, and it sure is great to be free!"