Russell Brunelle (russellb) wrote,
Russell Brunelle

The Taco John's Training Center in Missoula MT

Rumor has it that the training at this facility has gotten a little, well, WEIRD since several members of the Taco John's training staff in Missoula started taking classes from Landmark Education.

By way of example, here are some quotes from their newly-revised training program for new hires:

"I stand for the possibility of this company selling even ONE Choco Taco."

"When considering the ingredients of our Taco Bravo, we invite you to consider what you don't know, as well as what you don't know you don't know."

"No, you may not go to the bathroom."

"Our winning formula is our Winning Formula."

"That is the THIRD time you have dropped a box of salsa packets: is making a racket your Racket?"

"Our calories are empty and meaningless."

"Yes, you correctly handed the customer their order of Super Potato Oles, but your Integrity is like a fragile candle flame in the wind: you must take our Advanced Course, and pay for it personally."

"If you aren't spending every waking moment trying to convince every one of your friends and family members to join our Taco John's team, even after they've each told you no multiple times, then frankly you don't even deserve to live."

"Our Choco Tacos STILL are not selling: for the love of Werner Erhard WHY WON'T ANYONE CHOOSE CHOCOLATE?!?"

"It does not matter how we act, or what we say: we are not a cult, no matter what we say, or what we do. Rather, we are simply engaged in the Tex-Mex Conversation and our Technology is a Clearing for churros."

"No, you may not go home."

"Is working for minimum wage with no hope of advancement what is ACTUALLY happening, or is that simply your STORY about what is happening?"

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