Russell Brunelle (russellb) wrote,
Russell Brunelle

Last night's dream...

Last night I dreamed I'd been sent on a quest, like that in the movie The Wizard of Oz, to find something very rare and special: a censored version of the DVD of The Wizard of Oz, with all of the scenes removed which might be inappropriate for younger viewers. Since there's basically nothing objectionable in this film, you can well imagine how rare such a censored DVD might be.

In fact, it was SO rare that to find one I had to get in touch with the criminal underworld: toward the end of the dream I was wandering what used to be abandoned subway tunnels but which now had been taken over by a powerful drug gang. I was wandering the filthy tunnels, wearing a flak jacket, and regularly passing by large rooms that had been converted into huge marijuana grow operations, on my way to meet the gang leader and negotiate the purchase of a censored Wizard of Oz DVD.

Now that I'm awake, I realize this is what I should have been cheerfully singing as I wandered those dark tunnels: "I'm off to see the gang leader, the one with the edited Wizard of Oz..."
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